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These parenting quotes from famous people like George Carlin Dr. Spock Better Davis and Jerry Seinfeld let you know youre not alone.

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender but you dont have a top for it -Jerry Seinfeld.

Parenting quotes funny. Having children is like living in a frat house- nobody sleeps everythings broken and theres a lot of throwing up -Ray Romano. People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one. Siblings are like permanent play dates that you cant send home.

You know youre a new mom when you find out what a diaper 21 funny quotes about being a mom. Here weve collected a list of quotes that express the absurdity and hilariousness of parenthood. Funny Parenting Memes Good Parenting Parenting Quotes Parenting Teens Mom Quotes Funny Quotes Life Sayings Daughter Quotes Life Quotes Hilarious Facebook Parenting Memes of the Week We dont eat things we find in the couch.

See below for a list of the funniest ones compiled by Bored Panda. 88 of parenting is saying its bedtime 150 times between 800 and 900 every night SardonikTart Parenthood is a journey except its just traveling from room to room putting away the same toys all day long OneFunnyMummy Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something yoyoha. They say that parenting is like dancing.

Diaper backward spells repaid. And share your favorite quote in the comments section. Take a break to laugh out loud.

Its the most demanding intense all-consuming challenging and fun job ever but talk about overworked and underpaid. Parenting is the best job Ive ever had. The quickest way for a parent to get a childs attention is to sit down and look comfortable Lane Olinghouse.

These Relatable Funny Quotes About Parenting Show Exactly What Its Like To Be A. Michael Jackson Dance. Take a look at this funny list of parenting tips compiled by Bored Panda.

Always kiss your children goodnight even if theyre already asleep There is no. The proof can be found on Babbles weekly list of funny parenting tweets that go under the hashtag funnyparents. Most people consider the woman.

Siblings are your first frenemies. Parenting is yelling You just had a snack over and over until you give in and throw them another snack. If youre a parent then youre sure to relate to many of them and if youre not a parent then well you might get a glimpse of what lies in store should you choose.

Enjoy these funny quotes about parenting and kids that every mom and dad needs to read and lets all nod our heads in agreement. Here are 13 Funny Parenting Quotes. Parenting can be tough especially if you havent done it before.

Not that youve ever really felt alone because THE KIDS ARE ALWAYS AROUND. Here are hilarious and inspirational parenting quotes that show exactly what life with kids is really like. You take one step your child takes another.

Every parent has to wing it. Jessica Mills My Mother Wears Combat Boots Funny Family Quotes. The Best Parent Quotes.

You can kegel it up until the cows come home if you want youre still going to pee when you sneeze Brenda. 70 Funny Parents Quotes that Sum Up Parenting to a Tee Funny Baby Quotes for New Parents 90 of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again The quickest way for a parent to get a childs attention is to sit down and look comfortable -Lane Olinghouse. Take a look at some funny quotes about family including some original cute sayings and ways some very funny people view their family members.

Sure you can read about what to do in books but sometimes what you really need is raw undiluted advice from people who have been there and lived to tell the tale. Im sane compared to my sister. Here are 15 funny parenting quotes from celebrities and experts whove been there and understand the trials of raising kids.

This List Of The Best Parenting Quotes Proves That Being A Parent Can Be The Hardest Job In The World.

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